The Sasumata

Here's a translation of an advertisement for the Sasumata*

*note Sasumata is defined as "two-pronged weapon for catching a criminal; man-catcher war fork" by the WWWJDic, which I used to look up "sasumata" (I've never seen it before, but suspected it had roots as a military weapon).

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Guarantees Safety from Mysterious Persons or Strangers!
Sasumata for Prevention of Crime [Prevention of Crime Tool]

Now, the observation of a Crime Prevention Tool.
Sasumata

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For use at a crucial moment! If that time comes, protect everyone!

Our "Crisis Management from right beside you" slogan is introduced and spreading within educational institutions, financial institutions, hospitals, agricultural cooperatives, convenience stores, etc.

Pin down suspicious persons from a long ways off

Only a little power becomes a large force!

A lightweight aluminum-form that can be used easily by women, too!
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Guarantees safety from mysterious persons and strangers!
A tool for the prevention of crime, made from super lightweight aluminum alloy - Sasumata!

At any rate, it's lightweight and easy to use!

The Sasumata [tool for the prevention of crime]

Product name - Sasumata
Price 17,777 yen (18,666 w/tax) Shipping not included
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The rest is order information (how many you want, order button, send to your friend, etc; unrelevant stuff to the translation at hand).